Monthly Archives: August 2012

Pubic Relations

Today’s conversation with my pussy. Me: So, what? We’re perimenopausal now? Seriously!? We’re only 40! My Pussy: [Inaudible.] Me: No. Not menopause. Don’t say menopause, because first of all, menopause comes later, and second of all, fuck you. My Pussy: [Inaudible.] Me: That’s … Continue reading

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The Late Show

Last week’s conversation with my clinic coordinator. Me: I’m three weeks late, and still nothing. CC: And you’ve taken a pregnancy test? Me: Yes. Two. Both were negative. What do you think it could be? CC: It’s hard to say. We could schedule an … Continue reading

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